The Iron Duke

Late night phone calls because you're on your own

My television's on, volume turned to low

British politicians tell me how to live my life

and all you want to know is

Is if I love you

The Iron Duke is feasting in Vienna

he's trying to take over the world

Black and white movies don't quite make sense

But all you want to know is

Is if I love you

Hulk Hogan's stretched out on a body rack

Beating up the bad guys he's quick to attack

Miss universe commercials help to keep me awake

And all you want to know is

All you need to know is

Is if I love you