So Long

It's been a while since you've been gone

Can't find anyone to mow my lawn

Your cat's been shaved my rugs been saved

Now you're not here all your friends have been laid

The sink is full and so am I

The fridge is empty and Im still high

Your fish are dead their bodies distended

I'm so glad now that we've ended

Your plants are dead all brown and wilted

My coffee's shit 'cos it's not filtered

It's been a while since you've been gone

I don't care 'cos I'm feeling fine

I get no visitors but that's okay

I don't have an awful lot to say

All your mails gone been forwarded on

Marked "Address unknown I'm glad she's gone"